Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Phantom of the Menace 3D

What is this? Who would make this? This movie was terrible the first time around. Leave it to George Lucas to ruin his movies, this time already a piece of shit film. Yes, dear audience now you can finally see Jar-Jar Binks in 3D technology. Really? This is going to make that lame story better? Georgey boy, look you ruined what was cool about Darth Vader. You turned him into a pussy. You made me hate Star Wars because of the new movies. You ruined Boba Fett. Who is this for anyways? The insane nerd fan boys? Why do they still like this film series? I think this for casual Star Wars fans, kinda like lipstick lesbians. People that will watch it once every 3 years or when it's on TNT or AMC. Not people dressing up for Star Wars unless they are creepy as fuck. Seriously, why? Are you that hard up for cash?

1 comment:

  1. I'm gonna see it and I'm bringing my jars of pee to throw at anyone dressed like jar jar binks.